Okay, so tonight this couple gets in my taxi after leaving a bar (surprise surprise). The guy is lit up like the 4th, and starts pawing at his girlfriend. She shoves him away and says, "I'm not your whore, don't treat me like a whore."
Having noticed something when she got in the car, I started snickering. She got this superior, hoity-toity attitude and snapped, "What's so funny, SIR?"
I couldn't resist. She had asked for it -- quite literally. She was wearing a halter top that read, "Can You Afford Me?"
She was so oblivious I just didn't have the heart to say it......
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